Tony Khan Wears Neck Brace To The NFL Draft, Confirming His Neck Is Actually Broken

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Professional Wrestling isn’t just cool again, it’s fucking REAL BAY BAY! To all the haters, you can SUCK IT DUDE.

As we all know Tony Khan took the Meltzer Driver last night on AEW Dynamite. There’s no doubt that given that type of impact that his neck was probably broken, but as we’ve learned many years ago, the mother fucking show must go on brother! If Kurt Angle can win a gold medal with a broken freaken neck, Tony Khan can show up the NFL Draft with a neck brace. That’s just how things go in the wrestling business.

This was such an alpha move that WWE commenter and resident awesome fucking dude, Pat McAfee commented on it …

So it’s official. Pro Wrestling is real. Kayfabe is still in business. We take this shit seriously. This isn’t a sport you mock. We ain’t to be fucked with. When it comes to professional wrestling, the business is protected. It’s sacred. You take a bump on a Wednesday and you’re limping on a Thursday. It don’t matter if you got a billion dollars in your bank account or if you’re working for a hot dog and a handshake at the local VFW. You protect the biz because the biz is what we live for.

Pro Wrestling is cool again and it’s as real as ever.

Who’s the losers now?

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