Nicky The Good

I had no plans to watch the Oscars all that much this year. In fact, I don’t even have it on right now. I’m watching the Knicks. However, my wife was watching the Oscars as we ate dinner and wouldn’t ya know, I see a torso that I have spent most of my adult life looking at … JOHN CENA!

Yep, insert your “I didn’t see anyone up there” jokes all you want, but the reality is that if I see Cena’s torso I’m locked in. I’m thinking we’re getting an impromptu match or a 20 minute promo.

This peaked my interest immediately. I know Cena’s new flick Ricky Stanicky is pretty raunchy, so I’m not surprised that he went shirtless. I was a bit surprised though to see that he basically went balls and ass out as he shuttled across the stage with just the envelope covering his ruthless aggression balls.

Cena delivered, but as he was exiting the stage we “coincidentally” had a reunion of WrestleMania 28 and 29. We don’t talk about 29 because it was awful, but these two dudes have quite the history. It’s even crazier to put all that wrestling right in front of my face because The Rock is currently droppin’ Gospel on WWE Programming as he’s at the center of the WWE’s current biggest storyline heading into WrestleMania 40

As if that wasn’t enough, we come back from commercial and The Rock and Bad Bunny are presenting .. together. Now I don’t know if you regular people know this, but Bad Bunny is officially locked and loaded as a beloved WWE Superstar/Wrestler whatever you want to call it. When he showed up last year to take on Dameon Priest in Puerto Rico, it was nothing short of spectacular. He’s LEGIT and respected by the pro wrestling community. This pairing was no coincidence.

None of this surprises me of course. Whether it’s the Oscars, The Grammys, IT DOESN’T MATTER! All of these award shows are desperate for ratings ever since they went full blown elitist. It goes to show that if you want to make some noise, if you want some asses in the seats, you do what’s BEST FOR BUSINESS.

Professional Fucking Wrestling.

The rest of the show will probably suck. I’ve only seen Oppenheimer for the record …