Dad joke incoming. This place must be to die for …
Hand up, I’ve never eaten at an India restaurant in my life. Just thought I’d say that. I have no clue what type of food they even cook. Luckily this blog has nothing to do with that.
The first thing I thought is that I could see how this may have happened. If you’ve ever seen dry ice then you know it kinda looks like those horrendous tasting mint things they give you on your way out of Japanese restaurants. Like here’s a treat for your ride home, the most gross thing ever.
So anyway, we’ve got these guests who probably enjoyed their meal and tipped well. They’re wrapping up and offered the kind gesture of the palate cleanser. And cleanse it did.
The effects seemed to kick in right away … after they put the dry ice in their mouths, they reportedly started bleeding and vomiting in agonizing pain, rinsing their mouths out with water and spitting all over the floor. One guy was throwing up all of his dinner onto the floor.
That’s one way to close out a meal. Eat some whatever the fuck and head to the ER for dessert. Taking the phrase palate cleanser quite literally to the point where you render you ability to taste food in the future obsolete.
And now I gotta say, I’m kinda curious about the dry ice experience. The article said their mouths instantly started to burn. Like what kind of burn? Like hot sauce burn or there’s a life and death problem burn?
Questions aside, you gotta think these people are gonna become million or thousandaires right? You gotta sue. Or maybe if they felt the food was so good despite the near death experience they’ll get gifted free meals for life.
I think that’s a fair. Also, shoutout camera man not helping at all. If it wasn’t for you, I would maybe have gone to an India restaurant at one point in my life. Now? No chance.
Nicky The Good 
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