MR. UNLIMITED had an “exploratory” meeting with he New York Football Giants, whatever that means. Now given how much of a bust Russ was in Denver I can understand the hysteria that occurred on Twitter as soon as this article hit everyone’s timeline …
Some people handled it better than others …
Easy there, Stephie. It’ll be okay. Let me explain why.
The Giants are going to STINK in 2024. They will be unwatchable outside of whatever rookies they draft and a few shining spots. The offense stinks. We have no real QB. Offensive Line is a work in progress (forever) and our division isn’t easy regardless of personal changes across the board.
2024 does .. not … exist.
So let’s spice it up. Sign Russ to a league minimum and have Daniel Jones take his no charisma, no pocket awareness ass to the bench where he can stay until the 2024 season is over. With Russ, we’ll still stink, but there will be so many MEMEs it’ll be worth it.
He’ll probably become a folk hero in New York at some point only for us to hate him at a later date. Maybe he’ll even get hurt and we can see the crown prince of New Jersey once again, Tommy DeVito.
And lastly, if you want me (personally) to watch the Giants next year and not just my fantasy team, you need to bring in Russ.
Because if you’re gonna stink, make it a sideshow. Make it entertainment.
Make it … unlimited.
Nicky The Good 
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