Nicky The Good

As I was driving my kids home today this exact hypothetical was running through my head. The thought of what #Klemmer is going through sounds awful. Personally I need to be around other human beings. I’m not really built to be alone, let alone like, really, really alone.

100 hours? That’s a shit ton of time just doing nothing …

BUT … I love some attention. I’ll admit it. Nicky enjoys the spotlight. And the being the #1 trend in the world? You mean to tell me that after 100 hours of taking a few naps and losing my mind that everyone would know my name? Sounds like a cheat code. I think it might just be worth it.

In 2024, the year of the “Influencer”, people will do ANYTHING to be trending on Twitter. To get noticed. To go viral. So imagine being presented with the opportunity to do literally nothing for 100 hours while the rest of the globe does the dirty work to have you trending at #1 worldwide?

It seems like a pretty good trade off for some quick notoriety that’ll be talked about for a while. I mean I can guarantee the NYPOST already has an article ready to go. They love this weird shit now.

Also a little side bar, at this point I believe that Klemmer has won. Even if he left that room early, which would be the only blemish possible at this point, he still wins. Not only has he won, but he’s also well rested. Basically bamboozled Dave into paying him to nap.

At the end of the day, #Klemmer did exactly what he was supposed to do. Create content. Did he have a little help from his friends? Sure. But that’s the biz.