I don’t get people sometimes. Earlier today Jake Paul announced that on Saturday July 20th, LIVE on Netflix he’ll be fighting MIKE TYSON
Yes, I know Tyson is 57. Yes, I know Jake Paul has legit knockout power and is 30 years younger than Mike. I still don’t care. Mike Tyson is one of the last remaining true icons living among us. Michael Jackson is gone. Kobe Bryant. The remaining Beatles are getting up, up, up there. We lost Paul Walker years ago.
Tyson was knocking people into other dimensions BEFORE Jake Paul was born, so regardless of how old Mike is, I still believe in him. I still believe that for one moment, for one second, that if Mike connects he’ll be the talk of the globe once again.
If you don’t want to watch Mike Tyson fight, then I’ll just consider you a loser. Someone who doesn’t like fun. Someone who doesn’t respect the greats. These are iconic figures of American history and Mike is right up at the top.
Lastly, imagine Jake Paul gets KNOCKED OUT by Iron Mike Tyson? That baddest man on the planet? How fucking awesome would that be?
Bottom line, stop being losers, stop being haters and respect the greatness that is Iron Mike Tyson.
Remember something about these legends of culture, you will miss them when they’re gone, so cherish them while you still can.




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