I kinda think I have to take a little credit, not gonna lie. On the heels of Shane Gillis bringing actual jokes to SNL came Syndney Sweeney, the blond bombshell actress with “assets” that have taken society (back) by storm. She’s made it acceptable to finally once again embrace something very simple. Boobs.
She doesn’t shy away from it, she doesn’t pretend everyone isn’t looking (I’m not though #married). In fact, she’s made it impossible not to. Finally, the world is healing.
No longer will the woke mob tell us what we can and cannot enjoy. People are starting to use this thing called common sense again. It’s great. It’s freeing. It’s America.
And while this momentum has never been higher, there still remained a portion of the population that had to hide behind its thoughts. Sure it’s easy for celebrities to come out and do something when the networks no longer have a choice, but what about the regular people?
Insert me, Married for 8 years as of this May, Father of 2.
So yesterday I tweeted this about Sydney’s heartfelt message wishing everyone a nice day, and because of how provocative the video was I actually edited and sent the tweet with my eyes closed. Like I said, I’m a married man.
1.4 million views and 3,500 bookmarks from a bunch of hornies. Nice!
I selfishly did it for all the single guys (and apparently ladies based on the responses) out there. No longer will it be an issue to appreciate what the good lord has blessed us Sydney with.
Look at how appreciative Twitter was of my gesture. People finally saw a married man break the walls down. Finally, people can feel empowered to speak their minds and express themselves. They now know it’s okay to be normal in society once again. Let the losers be losers. Let us live our lives to the fullest.
So I’ve guess I’ve done it for the average, regular people out there. We’re officially empowered to be ourselves once again.
Shane Gillis and Sydney have started the transition to normalcy in Hollywood and modern culture, and down below in the trenches with the rest of the regulars there’s me, Nicky The Good.
You’re welcome. I’m happy to have been the beacon of hope among those who were too scared to speak. The voice of the voiceless.
Nicky The Good 
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