Nicky The Good

I just don’t understand. Is it a mental block? Does the water get worse as you get closer to the bottom of the bottle? How is it possible that not one water bottle is ever finished?

I’ll buy a 30 rack and drop it in the pantry, load a few up into the refrigerator and figure we’re good for a few days. Nope. By mid-afternoon the next day our fridge looked like the toilet paper shelves during covid.

Look at this lineup …

That’s without me even trying to find any. These were left out in the open. No shame whatsoever. Just a go fuck yourself to hydration.

I’m not sure about anyone else, but I don’t grab new bottle every single time I want water. I’ll take one at the beginning of the day and use it throughout. MAYBE I’ll get a freshy at some point, but it’s rare. Typically my move is to refill it using the Brita in my fridge as I go – it’s nice and easy, no waste, and I maximize each bottle to the fullest.

I think that’s a good alternative. I think that’s normal.

To the husbands and boyfriends who read this, I know you’ll understand. By if you’re a woman … If you stumble upon this blog … Help me out. Why? Why do you do this?