To say I’m disappointed is an understatement. And before everyone gets all excited, no, this ain’t about Alex or Jordyn. I’m on good standing with the girls. I wish them all the best. I have my own podcast anyway, my wife still has her engagement AND wedding ring, I got two kids that refuse to let me sleep, so things are looking up for ya boi.
Who I have an issue with is the author, Jenna Lemoncelli. Great last name though, can’t hate that.
How can you write such a long article and not mention me once?
Did you do an ounce of real research?
I think it’s fair to say that I was the person most impacted by the impending departure of The Mean Girls, since it appears it was in the works the whole time. The fix was in! It was all about getting rid of the Italian. Anti-Italian Discrimination like you read about. How is that not part of this massive story that you wrote 50,000 pages on?
“We talked about it for a long time.” Woodruff said. “I think we started talking about it March of last year. We just started working on growing the podcast, building connections and then our contracts were up and it kind of worked out perfectly.”
Like I said, I’m the real victim here. As is, I lost my job first (boom roasted) and actually found out I lost it while literally driving into the City to record an episode of the show. I also have children to feed. I’m a sympathetic figure, Jenna! You think all this fine Italian cured meat is cheap? You know how much espresso is in Biden’s America? I’m lucky I haven’t lost my (baller-ass) house.
The article would have made a lot more sense if you concluded their departure stemmed from the fact that they lost one of their most trusted advisors. If there’s anyone who knows how to talk about beach front makeout sessions and how to avoid texting your ex when drunk, or what the best vibrators are, it’s me, the 38 year old father of two who goes out maybe 6 times a year when my wife allows it.
I mean seriously, Jenna … Lemme talk to ya … Did you not watch my masterpiece of a swerve video that I posted when all this went down, sending shockwaves throughout the internet? Even Kirk Minihane said he watched it. He called it a wrestling promo. What a compliment.
As smart as Kirk is, I swerved his fucking ass. He had no chance when it comes to my world of pro wrestling.
Also, your last name is “Lemoncelli”? I thought us Italians were supposed to stick together?
Furthermore, I do take issue with the “Cash Cow” comment, because if that were true, I’d probably still be there. AN OUNCE OF RESEARCH IS ALL I ASK.
What about this excerpt … you had your chance Jenna and you fucking blew it.
It came after a mass round of layoffs at Barstool — and the drama with fellow Barstool host, Kevin Clancy [known as KFC], who claimed Bennett and Woodruff ghosted him when he asked them to be judges at the Barstool OnlyFans pageant.
Right there, “mass round of layoffs at Barstool”. That was your chance. Let me fix it for you.
It came after a mass round of layoffs at Barstool, which included Alex and Jordyn’s very own producer, Nicky The Good, a wildly charismatic and good looking Italian with an unrivaled work ethic who was probably the most talented person in the room at all times. Many people are saying he’s even better in front of the camera – and the drama with fellow Barstool host, Kevin Clancy [known as KFC], who claimed Bennett and Woodruff ghosted him when he asked them to be judges at the Barstool OnlyFans pageant.
Now was that so hard?
Nicky The Good 
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