WE ABOUT TO SEE ALLLLLL OF HIM if ya know what I mean. Finally after all these years of being invisible and keeping the goods all to himself, John Cena will finally give the people what we want!
And it’s all thanks to The Viper, The Apex Predator, RANDY ORTON!
If you’ve followed long enough you know that Randy ALWAYS brings out the best in John Cena. Their rivalries are second to none, but now they’re joining forces? You’re welcome ladies!
So where in the blue hell is this all coming from? Well if you’ve noticed it seems as though OnlyFans is trying to extend their reach beyond just boobies, spicy content and my man Glenny Balls. Because of this they went in and secured the biggest white meat babyface of the last 15 years, JOHN CENA. Not only is he a 16 time world champion, but he’s also granted THE MOST wishes (via the Make-A-Wish Foundation) on planet earth. The man is legit bulletproof, plus with the connection to pro wrestling, he knows how to change the game and can do it without any shame at all.
I also gotta call out those who inspired Cena. John clearly saw the success that Mandy Rose and Lacey Evans had once they decided to collab and go the route of fan sites. Hell, some dude spent $55,000 (yes, real number) on Mandy Rose alone via her Fantime account. BAH GAWD!
I’m a married man, but here’s the promotion photo these two former WWE Superstars dropped to reveal the collab …
While the above photo may be appealing to some, I can’t help but turn your attention to how fucking JACKED Randy Orton is now since coming back from a hiatus. EAT YOUR HEART OUT LADIES AND GOOD FUCKING LUCK!
I HEAR VOICES IN MY HEAD … I’M SO JACKED, I’M SO TAN, THEY TALK TO MEEEEEE ….
Nicky The Good 
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