Finalllyyyy … Smackdown has just concluded and we can now say that without a shadow of a doubt, the world is back. 1999 is back, even if just for a little while. We are offending people again and it’s glorious.
The Rock and Roman Reigns were locked and loaded for tonight’s Smackdown. No secret, no speculation, it was straight up The Rock and Roman Reigns will be here tonight! … and it did not disappoint.
The Rock came out with what was easily a $5,000 shirt, not the $500 shirts he used to wear back in the late 90s, nah nah nah, my friends. Things have changed. He’s got that Hollywood money now. He’s got that Tequila money. That ZOA money. That XFL money. That Black Adam box office smash money
Look at this fuckin’ shirt!
Not only is the style back, but the language. We are officially no longer pussies in the United States of America. We’re calling people trailer park trash again. We’re calling people fat again. We’re saying that people have herpes and it’s all being done on National TV in Primetime.
The Bloodline is in full swing. Roman Reigns is out there lookin’ like The Rock’s little brother, which means eventually this is all gonna blow the fuck up. But until then, we’ve got Cody’s story. Does he finish it? Will he overcome the biggest force in the history of pro wrestling? We shall see.
Now, if ya didn’t like that, you’re gonna looooove this. And this goes out to all you “other” sports fans. Your NFL, your NFL, your MLB, your NBA, IT DOESN’T MATTER. Because the fact of the matter, is that when pro wrestling is at its best, there is simply NOTHING BETTER on earth.
The Road To WrestleMania has just begun. The Return To Normalcy In America Is Here. And it’s all thanks to The People’s Champion.
Nicky The Good 
Leave a comment